Via BB, I give you an Open Letter to the Kansas School Board. It puts forth a theory — equally valid to Intelligent Design — that states that the earth was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster, backing it up with the sort of irrefutable statistical facts that we’ve become accustomed to by the Intelligent Design debate.
There’s one glaring problem with Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. If, in the issue of fairness, the Kansas School Board agrees to devote equal time to the theory of Intelligent Design by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, students will be placed in horrible peril. The letter states that "…it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia." Now, everybody knows that dressing up as a pirate is the best way to get totally wailed on by a Ninja. This isn’t something that we should wish upon Kansas’ students lightly.
For further discussion: Do the statistical facts presented by the letter prove conclusively that Ninjas are responsible for Global Warming?