Archive for October, 2005

A Fond Farewell to Pasadena: Intro

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Today is the first day of my last week working in Pasadena. Starting next Monday my group will be housed in Yahoo’s Burbank facility.

I’ve never worked in any other town. Since my sophomore year in college, from JPL to First Quadrant, The Idza to Visualize and finally Overture Research/Yahoo Research Labs/Yahoo Research (I’m sure the name will change again after our next reorg) I’ve worked in the home of the Rose Bowl, the Doo-Dah Parade, Caltech and that little old lady.

A lot has happened while I’ve been working in Pasadena. The Lakers won the NBA championship three times. The internet bubble came and went. (I hear it’s back again.) The president was impeached, but it all worked out in the end. O.J. was found not-guilty, and a big pack of crazies crashed airplanes in to a couple of buildings. I spent that day in one of Pasadena’s fine bars.

I had a child, got married and divorced, and owned three cars. More friends than I can count got married, and a whole mess of them either have children or are about to. I’ve met some of the best people I ever will. All while working in Pasadena.

Needless to say, I have mixed feelings about leaving. On one hand, it’s an adventure. I’ll get to show up somewhere new every day. I’ll drive on new and exciting streets and eat in new and exciting restaurants. On the other hand, Pasadena is my work home. It’s comfortable, friendly and has been exceedingly kind to me.

So here’s to this one last week. I hope I can be as good to Pasadena over the next five days as it’s been to me over the last ten years.

Halloween Pictures

Monday, October 31st, 2005


Skeleton
Originally uploaded by corey_porter.

The Kid and I went trick-or-treating tonight (photo set). As we have for the last few years, we went up to the Halloween block party in Sierra Madre. It’s a super-impressive deal; a bunch of houses put what has to be weeks of effort in to decorating. There are hundreds of jack-o-lanterns, flying ghosts, graveyards and all manner of spooky and cool. If you’re looking for something to do next Halloween, I can’t recommend this enough.

Chiefs @ Chargers weekend, 2005

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Darin, Joe, Justin and Chris came to town this past weekend for the Chiefs game at San Diego. We met at “Encounter,” the extra-rad bar at LAX that is the future.

As it turns out, the future has:

  • Lots of strange shapes on the ceiling
  • Lava Lamps
  • $8 martinis
  • Immaculate bathrooms (it’s true!)
  • No silver jump suits

Honestly, each of these things surprised me and made me happy. From there, we picked up our rental SUV and headed out to the Manhattan Beach Brewing company. On the way there, Justin, Darin and Chris learned about the City of Manhattan Beach’s take on jaywalking.

Isn’t it cute how they’re all smiling and happy? The MBBC must have had some pretty good beers!

The next day we went on a whirlwind tour of Los Angeles. Our first stop was Griffith Park where we took in the famed Hollywood sign.

Justin and Darin spent some time teaching The Kid how to throw and catch a football. They spent a considerable amount of time accusing me of being a neglectful parent, as to date The Kid doesn’t consider football (or anything other than Basketball for that matter) to be a real sport. Seems to me that they did a pretty fair job of reeducating him.

From there we hit the Chinese Theater. There were celebrity and famous movie character impersonators everywhere, and of course the hand prints are always fun to see. Amusingly, Chris got interviewed by a fortune teller for Entertainment Tonight.

Apparently the only thing she got right was the fact that Chris is a good speller. No information on when or if the segment will air.

We wanted to head over to the Tar Pits next, but got side tracked when I forgot that you can’t turn left on Franklin from Highland. Seizing the opportunity, we stopped in at the Hollywood Bowl to take a quick peek around.

The Kid decided that he wanted to traverse the length and depth of the bowl, so we sent him on his way to climb all the way up to the top while we lounged around the box seats. Justin kept yelling that he was going to catch up to The Kid and win the race. This kept him motivated and running the entire time.

After our little side trip, we made it over to the tar pits, where we wandered about, rolled down hills and got tar all over ourselves. It was quite amusing.

It was getting on time to get ready for dinner, so we headed back, but not before a quick ride through Beverly Hills. There’s some fine people watching to be done there. The guy in the green hat in particular caught our eye.

He had on a “Property of G-Unit” shirt, velour track pants and a bunch of bling. It was quite impressive. He noticed me taking his picture and gave us a big thumbs’ up. I don’t know if he thought that we thought he was a celebrity or if he knew that he looked the ham and was playing along. Either way, he gets props in my book for rocking out.

We took in dinner at Musso and Frank’s, one of my favorite restaurants in all of Los Angeles. Pork Chops were enjoyed pretty well all the way around, and I discovered that I’m the only member of the group who enjoys olives.

After dinner, we hit a few bars, ending up finally at Boardner’s.

We stayed there until pretty close to close, playing the jukebox rather mercilessly. There was no Foreigner, but we managed to do things up right with some Motley Crue, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, and Marvin Gaye. Justin administered perhaps the finest Jukebox Parting Shot ever when he followed my “Crazy” by Patsy Cline with the same song performed by Willie Nelson. I was in awe of his jukebox skills.

The next day, we woke up at a quarter before early to head down to San Diego (no mean feat after getting home at 2:30). It was a very quick drive, giving us plenty of time to set up and grill.

We hung out drinking coors and eating hot dogs and brats for a few hours, generally relaxing and enjoying the San Diego sun. There were a lot of Chiefs fans there. Apparently San Diego is a pretty popular place for people to catch away games. I can see why; I’d totally go to San Diego for a game in the fall or winter before I’d go to Wisconsin or Minnesota.

Towards the beginning of the game, the lot began to fill up. When a woman in a Volvo parked next to us, she accidentally ran over our food.

Eventually, we made it in to the game, took our seats and dug in to a classic confrontation between two NFL giants.

Well, that wasn’t exactly the case. The Chiefs played horribly, losing 28-20. Still, it was nice to be outside and see the game in person.

On the way home, we stopped at one of Justin’s old haunts from when he lived in Carlsbad.

Harbor Fish South provided us with excellent (and huge) fish tacos and a damn fine plate of fish and chips. Plus, it was right on the beach so we were able to hang out there for a while.

All in all, a fine weekend. It was great to see those guys again — believe it or not, the last time I saw Chris was at our high school graduation. Next year I think we’ll have to go up to San Francisco and watch Darin do the swim from Alcatraz.

Full photo sets from the trip:

Chiefs @ Charters – Friday

Chiefs @ Chargers – Saturday Afternoon

Chiefs @ Chargers – Saturday Night

Chiefs @ Chargers – The Game!

Word of Blog?

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Does anybody know if “Word of Blog” is at all legitimate (you can get to it via wordofblog dot net — I don’t want to link to them for now)? I got email from them today asking for a link to them for Recovery 2.0, which is cool and something I support, but I’d really rather not support somebody collecting links to sell ads or whatever. Can anybody vouch for them? Jeff Jarvis, are you out there? Are these folks legit?

Most of the groups on the site seem to be pretty typical leftist pap — “Impeach Bush” and the like (I’m all for the left, and my opinion of our president is fairly negative, but for cryin’ out loud you can’t impeach somebody just because you don’t like them). I’d feel a lot better about this site if more of the people using it made sense….

Feeding the Monkey at Boardner’s

Sunday, October 30th, 2005


Again, At Boardner’s
Originally uploaded by corey_porter.

I would like to state, for the record, that I am offended by the Halloween patrons of Boardner’s (photo set). Yes, there were slutty devils and slutty schoolgirls and the three amigos and cops and state pen inmates, which, sure, is fine. But dammit, when I play Janis’ Bobby McGee, you don’t all need to go out for a smoke. It’s a good song. It’s an important song. Show a little respect.

Despite a complete lack of Foreigner on Boardner’s jukebox — I could have killed for some Double Vision or the Dirty White Boy — I think we did a pretty good job of rocking things out properly tonight. Justin Kick Started Our Hearts (and even played some Sinatra just for me), Joe told us a little story about Mr. Brownstone, and Darin let fly with the Subterranean Homesick Blues. Good stuff. I queued up Patsy Cline’s Crazy for a parting shot, only to be completely outdone by Justin’s subsequent playing of Willy Nelson’s cover of the same song. Truly it was an outstanding feeding of the monkey.

Epilogue: I got voicemail from Justin while he was driving from my place to the hotel. They were playing Hot Blooded on the radio. Rock out.

Chris, Justin and Darin got tickets.

Friday, October 28th, 2005


Chris, Justin and Darin got tickets.
Originally uploaded by corey_porter.

Tip: if you’re in Manhattan beach, don’t *dare* cross the street when the “don’t walk” light is flashing. If you do, you will get a jaywalking ticket with a quickness.

Some friends are in town this weekend for a football game. I took a few pictures of the friday night leading up to the game (photo set). Enjoy.

Memorable Moments in Modern Drama: Our Only Chance

Friday, October 28th, 2005
DUDLEY: But what do we know of the man? Nothing! We have no inkling of his past! NELSON: Correct, and that is an asset. A man’s past can cripple him, his background turns into a swamp and invites scrutiny. CALDWELL: To this time, he hasn’t said anything that could be used against him. BENNET: Well, I’m certainly open to the thought – it would be sheer lunacy to support the President for another term. NELSON: No one will go along with that… Look at the facts, gentlemen, the response from his appearance on ‘This Evening’ was overwhelming; he has excited and awakened the people of this country at a time of despair. MURRAY: He’s personable, elusive, yet seemingly honest. He’s riding a crest of popularity that builds with every statement. As far as his thinking goes, he appears to be one of us. I firmly believe, gentlemen, that he is our only chance – Mr. Chauncey Gardiner!

Memorable Moments in Modern Drama: Score

Thursday, October 27th, 2005
BEAVIS: Hey wait a minute. What’s going on? Why are we getting back on the bus? OLD GUY: It’s time to go son. BEAVIS: We can’t leave! We never met that chick! Dammit!!! We were supposed to get some! BUTT-HEAD: Huh huh huh. Settle down Beavis. BEAVIS: Oh yeah,…I mean no. NO! I won’t settle down! Not this time!… Beavis is shaking, fed up. He delivers the speech of his life. BEAVIS (CONT.): Dammit, this always happens! I think I’m gonna score and then I never score! It’s not fair! We’ve traveled a hundred miles ’cause we thought we were gonna score, but now it’s not gonna happen! BUS DRIVER: (yelling from his seat) Hey buddy, sit down! Now! BEAVIS: SHUT UP! (continuing) I’m sick and tired of this! We’re never gonna score! It’s just not gonna happen! We’re just gonna get old like these people, but they’ve probably scored! BUS DRIVER: (standing) Hey! I’m warning you! Sit down! BEAVIS: It’s like this chick’s a slut (motioning to Martha)… and look at this guy!… He’s old but he’s probably scored a million times! OLD GUY: (nods in agreement) Ohh yeah. BEAVIS: But not us! We’re never gonna score! WE’RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!!! AAGGHHHH!!! The bus driver tackles Beavis.

SciFi Film Canon

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

Scalzi posted the Science Fiction Film Canon from his new book The Rough Guide to Sci-Fi Movies. Apparently all the cool kids are making big lists of the ones they have and haven’t seen. Here’s the list for me (I’ve seen the [sadly short list of] films in boldface).

  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension!
  • Akira
  • Alien
  • Aliens
  • Alphaville
  • Back to the Future
  • Blade Runner
  • Brazil
  • Bride of Frankenstein
  • Brother From Another Planet
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  • Contact
  • The Damned
  • Destination Moon
  • The Day The Earth Stood Still
  • Delicatessen
  • Escape From New York
  • ET: The Extraterrestrial
  • Flash Gordon: Space Soldiers (serial)
  • The Fly (1985 version)
  • Forbidden Planet
  • Ghost in the Shell
  • Gojira/Godzilla
  • The Incredibles
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956 version)
  • Jurassic Park
  • Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior
  • The Matrix
  • Metropolis (Questionable! I may be confusing this with another film.)
  • On the Beach
  • Planet of the Apes (1968 version)
  • Robocop
  • Sleeper
  • Solaris (1972 version)
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
  • Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
  • Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Stepford Wives
  • Superman
  • Terminator 2: Judgement Day
  • The Thing From Another World
  • Things to Come
  • Tron
  • 12 Monkeys
  • 28 Days Later
  • 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • La Voyage Dans la Lune
  • War of the Worlds (1953 version)

Memorable Moments in Modern Drama: Purity of Essence

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
Ripper: Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? Mandrake: Well, no I… I can’t say I have, Jack. Ripper: Vodka. That’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water? Mandrake: Well I… I believe that’s what they drink, Jack. Yes. Ripper: On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason. Mandrake: Oh, ah, yes. I don’t quite.. see what you’re getting at, Jack. Ripper: Water. That’s what I’m getting at. Water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth’s surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water. Mandrake: Uhhh God… Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Mandrake: Yes. chuckles nervously Ripper: You beginning to understand? Mandrake: Yes. chuckles. begins laughing/crying quietly Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol? Mandrake: Well it did occur to me, Jack, yes. Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water? Mandrake: Ah, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes. Ripper: Well do you now what it is? Mandrake: No. No, I don’t know what it is. No. Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face? Window in the office is shot through by automatic weapons fire.