Dear Official Voter Information Guide for the Special Statewide Election of 2005,

Oh man oh man oh man, I am so glad that you’re here. It is totally time to party. I’ve been hearing from everybody for days that you’re the BOMB — a TORNADO of voter excitement. I am ready to rock, 2005 Special Statewide Election Voter Information Guide.

I think it’s so great that our governor sent us all a seventy-seven page guide to getting down. Redistricting, making sure teachers don’t get tenured, knee-jerk re-regulation of electric services — Has there ever been a more booty-shaking set of issues?

Hopefully I’m going to get to go to one of the voter guide parties before November 8th. I hear that you have to drink every time somebody is unsure about exactly who a proposition would benefit. I’ll be sure to bring my extra liver!

Well, thanks again for showing up. You are a party machine!

Rock on!

cp

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