The World Supergovernment-Alien Alliance
Seattle’s symbol
Originally uploaded by Dean Forbes.
It’s a little-known fact that the Space Needle is the hub of all communications for the World Supergovernment-Alien Alliance. It’s true. I learned this when I was in Seattle for a conference a couple of years ago.
I don’t know if this is the best place to talk to the aliens. There are a lot of nerds in Seattle. Microsoft is up there. I think Google has a facility there as well. You’d think that with that many geeks around, somebody would have stumbled upon the such a vital link in the doomsday pact between man and alien. I guess not, though, because it hasn’t been on the news.
If it were up to me, I’d center all communications in one of three places: Madison, WI, Lawrence, KS, or Berkeley, CA. What do they have in common? Well, they’re all college towns, they’re all peopled largely by strangeo’s, and they all excel at manufacturing controversy. I don’t think anybody would notice a bunch of black helicopters arriving at a facility to transmit ultra-low frequency messages in to space. It would fit right in.