DUDE: This is quite a pad you got here, man. Completely unspoiled. TREEHORN: What’s your drink, Dude? DUDE: White Russian, thanks. How’s the smut business, Jackie? TREEHORN: I wouldn’t know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and… DUDE: Which one was Logjammin’? TREEHORN: Regrettably, it’s true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It’s video, Dude. Now that we’re competing with the amateurs, we can’t afford to invest that little extra in story, production value, feeling. He taps his forehead with one finger. TREEHORN: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. DUDE: On you, maybe. He hands him the drink. TREEHORN: Of course, you do get the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. DUDE: Uh-huh. Well, I still jerk off manually. TREEHORN: Of course you do.

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