BEAVIS: Hey wait a minute. What’s going on? Why are we getting back on the bus? OLD GUY: It’s time to go son. BEAVIS: We can’t leave! We never met that chick! Dammit!!! We were supposed to get some! BUTT-HEAD: Huh huh huh. Settle down Beavis. BEAVIS: Oh yeah,…I mean no. NO! I won’t settle down! Not this time!… Beavis is shaking, fed up. He delivers the speech of his life. BEAVIS (CONT.): Dammit, this always happens! I think I’m gonna score and then I never score! It’s not fair! We’ve traveled a hundred miles ’cause we thought we were gonna score, but now it’s not gonna happen! BUS DRIVER: (yelling from his seat) Hey buddy, sit down! Now! BEAVIS: SHUT UP! (continuing) I’m sick and tired of this! We’re never gonna score! It’s just not gonna happen! We’re just gonna get old like these people, but they’ve probably scored! BUS DRIVER: (standing) Hey! I’m warning you! Sit down! BEAVIS: It’s like this chick’s a slut (motioning to Martha)… and look at this guy!… He’s old but he’s probably scored a million times! OLD GUY: (nods in agreement) Ohh yeah. BEAVIS: But not us! We’re never gonna score! WE’RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!!! AAGGHHHH!!! The bus driver tackles Beavis.

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