Our lovely senate (co-led gleefully by asshat California senator Diane Feinstein — keep this in mind next time she claims to have a clue) is voting today on a constitutional amendment to allow congress to place arbitrary limits on the first amendment. Yeah, it’s the flag burning amendment.
I’ve got a certain cognitive dissonance about this whole thing. I mean, they can’t really be doin this, can they? They aren’t really valuing a symbol above what that symbol represents, are they? Seriously.
Anyway, instead of the usual hand-wringing about how stupid our congress is — because I think we all already know by now — I propose a game: Who can make the best claim about how flag burning is destroying America, handing the nation over to the terrorists, killing the baby jesus or whatever the flag burning people will have you believe the problem is?
My favorite so far comes from Erich:
Lack of respect for the flag is what causes “disgraceful” newspapers to release details of our covert surveillance plans.
Which is at least as good as anything I’ve heard out of the pro-first-amendment-killing crowd.
The ACLU has a handy lookup application that will let you call your senator and let them know how you feel.