Get to know your friends
This came in from a friend the other day. Webmeme Ho!, I guess.
Welcome to the NEIL edition of getting to know your friends! Okay here’s what you’re supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just copy this entire e-mail and paste into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to SOMEBODY FAMOUS— either a real person or fictional character. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. Some of you may get this several times … that means you have lots of friends!
What is your occupation? I’m unemployed
What color are your socks right now? Socks?
What are you listening to right now? Creedence
What was the last thing that you ate? In and Out Burger
Can you drive a stick shift? I don’t remember
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? The color of cream and Kalua
Last person you spoke to on the phone? Walter
Do you like the person who sent this to you? I don’t get to West LA very often
How old are you today? Early 50’s
Favorite drink? Oat Soda
What is your favorite sport to watch? Bowling
Have you ever dyed your hair? No.
Do you wear contacts or glasses? Sunglasses
Pets? I briefly had a marmot.
Favorite food? White Russians
What was the last movie you watched? Logjammin’
Favorite day of the year? April 20th
What do you do to vent anger? Bowl.
What was your favorite toy as a child? Blotter paper
Fall or spring? What season is this? Is this….
Hugs or kisses? Hugs
Cherry or Blueberry? Blueberry
Do you want your friends to email you back? Ok.
Who is most likely to respond? Donny
Who is least likely to respond? Maud
Living arrangements? Apt in LA.
When was the last time you cried? When Creedence stopped touring
What is on the floor of your closet? Bowling ball, bowling shoes, all of my clothes, my stash
Who is the friend you have had the longest? Walter
What did you do last night? Drove around and went bowling
Favorite smell? Incense
What inspires you? 1987 Bowling league playoffs
What are you afraid of? Malibu cops
Favorite Hamburger? In and out burger
Favorite car? Dodge Dart
Favorite dog breed? Anything as long as it isn’t a Pomeranian
Number of keys on your key ring? 1
How many credit cards do you have? None. One Ralph’s club card
Favorite day of the week? Can’t tell the difference
How many states have you lived in? Do altered states count?
Favorite holiday? Nope
Name one place you’d like to visit in your lifetime. Pasadena
July 15th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
For the record, here’s the incoming answers I got from Darin: What is your occupation? Investigative Journalist
What color are your socks right now? White and Yellow Lakers Socks
What are you listening to right now? The voice in my head is explaining things
What was the last thing that you ate? In and Out Burger
Can you drive a stick shift? I think so….
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? White or Yellow
Last person you spoke to on the phone? My boss, Frank
Do you like the person who sent this to you? Sure he looks kinda like Harrison Ford
How old are you today? I am perpectually late 30s
Favorite drink? Cup of hot fat.
What is your favorite sport to watch? Lakers Basketball
Have you ever dyed your hair? I have done almost everything to alter my appearance
Do you wear contacts or glasses? sometimes costume glasses
Pets? Not that you know of.
Favorite food? a steak sandwich, and…. a steak sandwich.
What was the last movie you watched? European Vacation. Man did that reek.
Favorite day of the year? Prostate Exam Day
What do you do to vent anger? I punch pictures of Tommy Lasorda
What was your favorite toy as a child? Little Bo Peep Doll
Fall or spring? That’s right.
Hugs or kisses? Yes, um-hmmm
Cherry or Blueberry? Is this a trick question?
Do you want your friends to email you back? Sure
Who is most likely to respond? Frieda
Who is least likely to respond? Alan Stanwyck
Living arrangements? Apt in LA.
When was the last time you cried? When the Lakers got knocked out of the playoffs
What is on the floor of your closet? Basketball
Who is the friend you have had the longest? Larry
What did you do last night? I seduced a beautiful woman with my acerbic wit.
Favorite smell? You know, if you shot me, you’re liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards….
What inspires you? Uncovering criminal plots and dressing up in disguises
What are you afraid of? Mean dogs
Favorite Hamburger? In and out burger
Favorite car? Red Oldsmobuick
Favorite dog breed? Anything but a mean Dobberman
Number of keys on your key ring? 4
How many credit cards do you have? 3 + the Underhill’s
Favorite day of the week? Payday
How many states have you lived in? A couple
Favorite holiday? Arbor Day
Name one place you’d like to visit in your lifetime. Rio
July 18th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Moon river!