Get to know your friends

This came in from a friend the other day. Webmeme Ho!, I guess.

Welcome to the NEIL edition of getting to know your friends! Okay here’s what you’re supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just copy this entire e-mail and paste into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to SOMEBODY FAMOUS— either a real person or fictional character. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. Some of you may get this several times … that means you have lots of friends!

What is your occupation? I’m unemployed

What color are your socks right now? Socks?

What are you listening to right now? Creedence

What was the last thing that you ate? In and Out Burger

Can you drive a stick shift? I don’t remember

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? The color of cream and Kalua

Last person you spoke to on the phone? Walter

Do you like the person who sent this to you? I don’t get to West LA very often

How old are you today? Early 50’s

Favorite drink? Oat Soda

What is your favorite sport to watch? Bowling

Have you ever dyed your hair? No.

Do you wear contacts or glasses? Sunglasses

Pets? I briefly had a marmot.

Favorite food? White Russians

What was the last movie you watched? Logjammin’

Favorite day of the year? April 20th

What do you do to vent anger? Bowl.

What was your favorite toy as a child? Blotter paper

Fall or spring? What season is this? Is this….

Hugs or kisses? Hugs

Cherry or Blueberry? Blueberry

Do you want your friends to email you back? Ok.

Who is most likely to respond? Donny

Who is least likely to respond? Maud

Living arrangements? Apt in LA.

When was the last time you cried? When Creedence stopped touring

What is on the floor of your closet? Bowling ball, bowling shoes, all of my clothes, my stash

Who is the friend you have had the longest? Walter

What did you do last night? Drove around and went bowling

Favorite smell? Incense

What inspires you? 1987 Bowling league playoffs

What are you afraid of? Malibu cops

Favorite Hamburger? In and out burger

Favorite car? Dodge Dart

Favorite dog breed? Anything as long as it isn’t a Pomeranian

Number of keys on your key ring? 1

How many credit cards do you have? None. One Ralph’s club card

Favorite day of the week? Can’t tell the difference

How many states have you lived in? Do altered states count?

Favorite holiday? Nope

Name one place you’d like to visit in your lifetime. Pasadena

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2 responses to “Get to know your friends”

  1. Corey
    July 15, 2006 at 8:10 pm |

    For the record, here’s the incoming answers I got from Darin: What is your occupation? Investigative Journalist

    What color are your socks right now? White and Yellow Lakers Socks

    What are you listening to right now? The voice in my head is explaining things

    What was the last thing that you ate? In and Out Burger

    Can you drive a stick shift? I think so….

    If you were a crayon, what color would you be? White or Yellow

    Last person you spoke to on the phone? My boss, Frank

    Do you like the person who sent this to you? Sure he looks kinda like Harrison Ford

    How old are you today? I am perpectually late 30s

    Favorite drink? Cup of hot fat.

    What is your favorite sport to watch? Lakers Basketball

    Have you ever dyed your hair? I have done almost everything to alter my appearance

    Do you wear contacts or glasses? sometimes costume glasses

    Pets? Not that you know of.

    Favorite food? a steak sandwich, and…. a steak sandwich.

    What was the last movie you watched? European Vacation. Man did that reek.

    Favorite day of the year? Prostate Exam Day

    What do you do to vent anger? I punch pictures of Tommy Lasorda

    What was your favorite toy as a child? Little Bo Peep Doll

    Fall or spring? That’s right.

    Hugs or kisses? Yes, um-hmmm

    Cherry or Blueberry? Is this a trick question?

    Do you want your friends to email you back? Sure

    Who is most likely to respond? Frieda

    Who is least likely to respond? Alan Stanwyck

    Living arrangements? Apt in LA.

    When was the last time you cried? When the Lakers got knocked out of the playoffs

    What is on the floor of your closet? Basketball

    Who is the friend you have had the longest? Larry

    What did you do last night? I seduced a beautiful woman with my acerbic wit.

    Favorite smell? You know, if you shot me, you’re liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards….

    What inspires you? Uncovering criminal plots and dressing up in disguises

    What are you afraid of? Mean dogs

    Favorite Hamburger? In and out burger

    Favorite car? Red Oldsmobuick

    Favorite dog breed? Anything but a mean Dobberman

    Number of keys on your key ring? 4

    How many credit cards do you have? 3 + the Underhill’s

    Favorite day of the week? Payday

    How many states have you lived in? A couple

    Favorite holiday? Arbor Day

    Name one place you’d like to visit in your lifetime. Rio

  2. Smitty
    July 18, 2006 at 5:29 pm |

    Moon river!

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