Archive for August, 2006

Moving is fun!

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Hola, Amigos. I’ve been periscope down in no-DSL-at-the-new-house land for the last few days. Rough to have to look in a phone book to get numbers, but it’s nice to be home.

The move, for the most part, went off without incident. Well, sort of, I guess. When I went to pick up the truck, I learned that U-Haul’s 26′ trucks are much more manual transmission than I thought they were. I drive a stick maybe once every six or seven years. Though I was due, I (wisely, IMO) decided against and called friends to beg. Thanks, Clancey, for the bail out, and thanks also to Tej for offering to do as much.

(Note: I’m at a coffee shop right now and they’re playing “Hey Ya” on the radio machine. I can’t think of a song that makes me want to smash the speakers with a bat more than this song does.)

Anyway, we got my place loaded up quickly enough. Sorry about the boxes of books. I wasn’t trying to hurt anybody with those. Honest. Stephanie’s place also packed up smoothly enough. Which is braggable.

(Note #2: My text editor doesn’t believe that “braggable” is a real word. Silly text editor.)

(Whatever: It’s playing the Fugees now. A huge step up.)

So now we have the furniture moved in, the kid’s stuff is there, Stephanie and I each have a suitcase or so’s worth of clothing and what have you. Hopefully we’ll get the boxes in the garage unpacked before too long. I estimate that we’ll definitely be done by the end of 2007.

I can’t sufficiently thank the people who came out and schlepped our stuff around the SGV. The move would have been a nightmare without you. It’s comforting to have friends willing to spend a perfectly good Sunday in the back of a U-Haul in order to help out. You guys rock. You’re all welcome over for beers and deck sitting. The same goes for all of you who couldn’t make it on account of prior commitments. Except for Pat, who I know scheduled his family’s vacation months in advance, before I knew that we were going to buy the place even, just to get out of the move.

If the move wasn’t enough excitement, today was The Kid’s first day at his new school. It. Looks. Nice. When he walked in, the desks were all the way stocked with books and colored pencils and glue and what have you. The campus is beautiful, his teacher is cool, parents were swarming everywhere in a good way, and everybody seemed pretty happy to be there. All of these are good signs. One odd observation between this and his last school: there are a lot more parents in ironic t-shirts than before. I don’t know what this means.

(Which reminds me: I still need to call his old school district and let them know that he won’t be there. Crap.)

Anyway, it’s been busy times. The “WTF am I ever going to use this for?” Blackberry has been burning up the airwaves while I sit at home and wait for things to be delivered. Hooray for understanding bosses. We have 1,000,001 things going on again this weekend, but hopefully I’ll get to take another crack at some of the boxes. Who knows, we may be able to put our cars in the garage before the end of the year. ;)

Now The Man works for Me

Friday, August 25th, 2006


Stephanie, The Kid and I got the keys to our new place today. (Photo Set) Needless to say, we’re both quite tickled about this. The house is in Monrovia, about three blocks from old town. We’re moving this weekend. Woo!

One day I’ll actually write something again

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

Linx/2006.08.21

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

Weekend Links

Monday, August 21st, 2006

Packing is fun

Saturday, August 19th, 2006


Hooray for books. Do I look forward to moving these? I do not.

I can’t remember the last time I had this much fun. Next up: Dishes!

Not directed specifically at Ralph Lawler

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Dear Los Angeles Clippers,

Please stop calling me. I don’t want season tickets. Yes, I know that I went to several games last year, and yes, I agree that it would be exciting to attend a four, eight, or 12-pack of games this year. However, I just don’t have the time.

You’ve probably called me half a dozen times since the Clippers went to the playoffs last season. They were exciting times for everybody, but even that excitment shouldn’t prevent you from getting the hint that no, I’m really not going to buy season tickets on the fifth call if I turned you down on the first, second, third and fourth calls. Please take a hint.

Yours truly,

Corey

P.S.: LA Phil, this goes double for you.

Links for 2007-08-17

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Links for Bukowski’s Birthday

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

Only a few minutes late

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

Happy Birthday, Hank.

my computer

“what?” they say, “you got a
computer?”

it’s like I have sold out to
the enemy.

I had no idea so many
people were prejudiced
against
computers.

even two editors have
written me letters about
the computer.

one disparaged the
computer in a mild and
superior way.
the other seemed
genuinely
pissed.

I am aware that a
computer can’t create
a poem.
but neither can a
typewriter.

yet, still, once or
twice a week
I hear:
“what?
you have a
computer?
you?”

yes, I do
and I sit up here
almost every
night,
sometimes with
beer or
wine,
sometimes
without
and I work the
computer.
the damn thing
even corrects
my spelling.

and the poems
come flying
out,
better than
ever.

I have no
idea what causes
all this
computer
prejudice.

me?
I want to go
the next step
beyond the
computer.
I’m sure it’s
there.

and when I get
it,
they’ll say,
“hey, you hear,
Chinaski got a
space-biter!”

“what?”

“yes, it’s true!”

“I can’t believe
it!”

and I’ll also have
some beer or
some wine
or maybe nothing
at all
and I’ll be
85 years old
driving it home
to
you and me
and to the little girl
who lost her
sheep.
or her
computer.


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