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Not directed specifically at Ralph Lawler

Dear Los Angeles Clippers,

Please stop calling me. I don’t want season tickets. Yes, I know that I went to several games last year, and yes, I agree that it would be exciting to attend a four, eight, or 12-pack of games this year. However, I just don’t have the time.

You’ve probably called me half a dozen times since the Clippers went to the playoffs last season. They were exciting times for everybody, but even that excitment shouldn’t prevent you from getting the hint that no, I’m really not going to buy season tickets on the fifth call if I turned you down on the first, second, third and fourth calls. Please take a hint.

Yours truly,

Corey

P.S.: LA Phil, this goes double for you.

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2 Responses to “Not directed specifically at Ralph Lawler”

  1. robartin Says:
    August 18th, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    Corey –

    The magic words “Take me off your list” work wonders in situations like these.

  2. Jill Says:
    August 21st, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    This is why I hate giving out my phone number.

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