GoogTube

With three zillion trillion dollars burning a hole it its pocket, Google decided to purchase YouTube, the popular internet lawsuit magnet.

Oct. 9 (Bloomberg) — Google Inc., the most-used Internet search engine, agreed to buy YouTube Inc. for $1.65 billion, adding the largest video-sharing site on the Web and an audience that watches more than 100 million clips a day.

Expect Yahoo! to respond by flying Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch in for an emergency all-hands* concert and beer bash.

* Sunnyvale campus only

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4 responses to “GoogTube”

  1. Christopher Smith
    October 9, 2006 at 3:20 pm |

    Man, you are bitter. Of course, I’m bitter too, but mostly because I’m not one of the 67 employees at YouTube who have the horrible task of dividing up $1.65 billion.

    As for the Yahoo! comment…. you know Marky Mark et. al. are no longer right? Or perhaps that’s your point.

  2. clynne
    October 10, 2006 at 4:10 pm |

    Oh, man. I wonder if they’ll fly me up to Sunnyvale for that. Mark Wahlberg is HOT.

  3. Corey
    October 10, 2006 at 8:31 pm |

    YM “hawt” HTH HAND

  4. Christopher Smith
    October 12, 2006 at 8:31 am |

    You were wrong about Yahoo’s response though. They didn’t go with Marky Mark. Instead they tried to talk to aliens!. Too strange to not be true.

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