Does anybody else find it ironic that these North Korean propaganda wallpapers are available for sale priced in US dollars? I’d buy the one of The Decider as a panting dog wearing a tie — because come on: panting dog, wearing a tie — if I wasn’t pretty sure that the money would somehow go towards hooking a car battery up to an unlucky dissident’s nuts.

(Propaganda wallpaper page two is equally priceless, featuring two doves spelling out the word “peace” next to a GIANT FIST CRUSHING THE WHITE HOUSECAPITOL BUILDING. What will KJI think of next?)