Build Your Ultimate Superhero Team Quiz

Following the meme from CLV and Pat, here’s my “Ultimate Superhero Team.”

First, the rules:

The Challenge: Assemble a superteam from your favorite books, films, TV shows, etc. Your team must consist of the following: (1) Team Leader (1) Warrior (1) Smartypants (1) Hottie (1) Comic Relief All your superteam members must be from DIFFERENT sources.

Here’s what I’d go with:

Team Leader: Frylock Warrior: John Shaft Smartypants: Nick Charles Hottie: Agent 99 Comic Relief: Irwin Fletcher

If you’re putting together a super-team, obviously you’re doing it to fight crime. Who better to fight crime than a group of the best detectives modern American media has ever seen?

He’s not a detective, but Irwin “Fletch” Fletcher plays one on TV, or in the hospital records room or the aviation maintenance shop or at the country club on the Underhill account. Aside from his acerbic wit, his mastery of disguise would be a boon to the group. Also considered: Master Shake, Axel Foley. Spy. Detective. Same thing. Above and beyond the hot, she solves mystery and has the ability to contend with 86. Braggable I’ll note that it’s the Barbara Feldon 99 that I’m talking about. None of this Anne Hathaway nonsense. Also considered: Veronica Mars, Nora Charles, Master Shake.

The ultimate smart alcek, Nick Charles none the less knows what time it is when there’s crime solving to be done. He’s never short of a deft observation or logical reasoning, and he would make sure that the group doesn’t go dry. Nobody else was considered for this position.

He’s one bad mother SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Did I choose Shaft just so I could make that joke? Probably. Would he kick your ass anyway? Yes. Also considered: B.A. Baracus, Master Shake.

To lead this group of superstars, you need somebody who knows how to get the best out of a group. Somebody who knows how to manage big egos. Somebody who can shoot freaking explosion beams out of his eyes. Frylock is the man here. He has the science chops to keep up intellectually, and his physical might — witness his triumph over the Quad Laser — is second to none. Also considered: Master Shake.

So there you have it. It’s my bad ass superhero team. Criminals beware.

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4 responses to “Build Your Ultimate Superhero Team Quiz”

  1. Tom
    April 28, 2007 at 7:49 pm |

    dude a team 10 times better:

    Team Leader: Night Wing (Robin as an adult) he learned every thing batman taught him and a little more

    Warrior: Wolverine unbreakable regenerates quick and dosn’t die.

    Smartypants: Reed Richards(aka Mr.Fantastic) super smart and he can reach all the lab equipment.

    Hottie: Electra hands down, what a sexy assasin.

    Comic Relief: Spider-Man sure he’s halfwitted most of the time but thats why he’s funny but his spider-sence and reflexes make up for it.

  2. Coxy
    May 26, 2008 at 9:36 am |

    Team Leader: Indiana Jones

    Warrior: Wolverine

    Smartypants: Mr Fantastic

    Hottie: Lara Croft

    Comic Relief: Johnny Storm

  3. Harris Khan
    Harris Khan
    July 12, 2008 at 3:28 pm |

    Team Leader: Ash (Evil Dead) Warrior: Wolverine (Marvel Comics) Smartypants: Batman (DC Comics) Hottie: Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) Comic Relief: Hancock (Hancock)

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