McSweeney’s Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates is pretty funny.
ALLEN IVERSONPro: Instant offense. Con: Selfish with the ball; may have lost a step.
IRA GLASSPro: Thoughtful; self-effacing; like many Americans, enjoys cable television. Con: At present, no budget line item exists for moody introspective music to underscore every statement president makes in order to make it sound more poignant.
JESUS CHRISTPro: Could draw some initial interest from the Christian right until they research his actual positions in a deeper way; likable; strong leadership qualities. Con: Unkempt; pretty far left; messianic complex.