Platinum Level Bribery Plan
Panic‘s Steven Frank explains the company’s MacWorld bribe policy:
- Sandwiches / Pizza / Burritos: A sincere effort will be made to resolve the bug upon our return
- One of whatever new hardware Apple announces: Our special “white glove” service — while working on your bug, we’ll wear tasteful white cotton gloves
- Cash bribes in excess of $10,000: Please talk to a Panic representative regarding our Platinum Level Bribery Plan, which includes rights to sleep on our office couch when in Portland and a secret handshake
Good stuff.