Platinum Level Bribery Plan

Panic‘s Steven Frank explains the company’s MacWorld bribe policy:

  • Sandwiches / Pizza / Burritos: A sincere effort will be made to resolve the bug upon our return
  • One of whatever new hardware Apple announces: Our special “white glove” service — while working on your bug, we’ll wear tasteful white cotton gloves
  • Cash bribes in excess of $10,000: Please talk to a Panic representative regarding our Platinum Level Bribery Plan, which includes rights to sleep on our office couch when in Portland and a secret handshake

Good stuff.

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