In the interest of equal time, I present the Canadian’s compelling argument against voting: Here’s the thing: the more of the rest of you hipsters who decide to maintain a Zen-like aloofness and remain above such pedestrian things like politics and democracy, the more influential my vote will be. Past evidence suggests that you are [...]

California Voters, Remember that today is SuperDuperTuesday. So bust out that senior citizen camouflage, hit your polling place and make democracy happen. You can find your polling place using the magic interwebs machine. (True story: when I got to the Forgetful Acres rec room this morning, there was a huge TV blaring “VOTE YES ON [...]