Banned Pets [TEN DAYS OF PATMEME]

Continuing on from yesterday’s Patmeme kickoff, we’re now at Day two:

Top Two Pets I Won’t Let My Children Have

  1. A cat. I’m violent allergic to cats. Plus I just don’t like them. Sorry, Fletch.
  2. A parrot. This aversion is probably shared by much of the San Gabriel Valley. We’ve had a feral parrot problem for at least ten years. The damn things set up shop in a tree outside your window — dozens and dozens of them — and just squawk and squawk and squawk…. I hate them. I really do. I’m not a fan of guns at all, but I’d be all for issuing a shotgun to every home in the SGV that agreed to shoot at these damn birds whenever possible.

Extra bonus question: What one animal would I definitely let my child have?

A falcon, to hunt the parrots.

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