So bad, I should be in detention. [TEN DAYS OF PATMEME]
The madness continues. The weekends are tough, because I don’t have that “at work, waiting for the coffee to kick in” time to think about what to write. Oh well. Onward!
Top Four Things I’m Really Bad At Doing
- Golf. Lord almighty am I bad at golf. Often I give up scoring with numbers and use symbols. One time I made the 7th hole in lightning bolt after making the sixth in pentagram. I attribute this to the fact that 95-99% of the time I’m golfing is at bachelor parties and I’m three or five beers in to things by the fourth hole. Or at least the fourth hole for me. I usually hit six or eight or whatever the maximum is on at least half the holes, so it takes me eight holes to actually sink four. Anyway, yeah: I’m awfully bad at golf.
- Corresponding. You’d think what with the email and the basically free VOIP and the atomic hover video chat, it’d be easier to keep up with the people I’d like to keep up with, but I just don’t do it. So everybody who doesn’t live in Southern California who wonders why I never write/call/atomic video yell, it’s just because I’m bad at that sort of thing.
- Crossword puzzles. I just don’t have the patience/mind for remembering trivia.
April 5th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
I see whut you did thar.
April 6th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Is the fourth thing you’re bad at counting to four?
April 6th, 2009 at 9:01 am
It could be any of “counting to four,” “reading instructions,” “blogging,” “making lists.” etc.