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A quote on the Wikipedia page for Fermat’s last therom made me chuckle:

Fermat’s last theorem is one of the most famous theorems in the history of mathematics, familiar to nigh every mathematician, and had achieved a recognizable status in popular culture prior to its proof.

You’ll not find copy like this in Britannica, that’s for damn sure.

McSweeney’s Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates is pretty funny.

11.

ALLEN IVERSON

Pro: Instant offense. Con: Selfish with the ball; may have lost a step.

12.

IRA GLASS

Pro: Thoughtful; self-effacing; like many Americans, enjoys cable television. Con: At present, no budget line item exists for moody introspective music to underscore every statement president makes in order to make it sound more poignant.

16.

JESUS CHRIST

Pro: Could draw some initial interest from the Christian right until they research his actual positions in a deeper way; likable; strong leadership qualities. Con: Unkempt; pretty far left; messianic complex.

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COULTON’s “thing a week” and the “Jonathan Coulton Project” are available as podcasts. Subscribe.

After years of happy pet-free living, we finally gave in and got a cat. Meet Tommy:

I’ve pre-ordered a year’s supply of Claritin, but being completely zonked out 24/7 will totally be worth it to have a little feline companionship around the house. Plus I get to blog about my cat, which is braggable.

For a good time, play both videos at the same time.

I can’t think of enough good things to say about the Reef Dram Sandals sold on Amazon. I’ve seen lots of ideas for hidden flasks: books, golf bags, binoculars, etc. These definitely take the cake, though. There’s a flask in the heel, so not only does your whisky stay hidden: it stays warm. Double bonus?

RUN TESTICLES, RUN!

Originally uploaded by deleteyourself. Testicular cancer isn’t funny. This, however, is.

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Boston’s 9/11-inspired war on cartoons just keeps getting better and better:

In a news conference, Rich told reporters he had advised his clients not to discuss the incident. Stevens and Berdovsky took the podium and said they were taking questions only about haircuts in the 1970s.

When a reporter accused them of not taking the situation seriously, Stevens responded, “We’re taking it very seriously.” Asked another question about the case, Stevens reiterated they were answering questions only about hair and accused the reporter of not taking him and Berdovsky seriously.

Reporters did not relent and as they continued, Berdovsky disregarded their queries, saying, “That’s not a hair question. I’m sorry.”

If there’s anybody who deserves to be made a mockery of, it’s the Boston police department and the media who reported the incident. Good show, Stevens and Berdovsky.

Let me just give a brief shout out to the Boston Police Department. You’re the best. Thanks for keeping America safe from the Mooninites.