Day VI! Top Six Gender-Appropriate Outfits I Wouldnâ€™t Be Caught Dead Wearing In Public (pics required) Ok, this one I think I could do. First off, I can’t see myself wearing a dashiki. I don’t know. Just not my thing. For similar reasons, the Canadian tuxedo doesn’t really work for me, either. Sorry, Jay. Since [...]
Day 5. Top Five â€œTop Ten Listsâ€ That I Found Outrageously Wrong No. Just… no.
The madness continues. The weekends are tough, because I don’t have that “at work, waiting for the coffee to kick in” time to think about what to write. Oh well. Onward! Top Four Things Iâ€™m Really Bad At Doing Golf. Lord almighty am I bad at golf. Often I give up scoring with numbers and [...]
Patmeme ho! Day three! I’m tired this evening, so I’m not really going to try. Sorry. Rockport Vasque Adidas Wow that was lame.
Continuing on from yesterday’s Patmeme kickoff, we’re now at Day two: Top Two Pets I Wonâ€™t Let My Children Have A cat. I’m violent allergic to cats. Plus I just don’t like them. Sorry, Fletch. A parrot. This aversion is probably shared by much of the San Gabriel Valley. We’ve had a feral parrot problem [...]
Behold: Pat is doing his Top Ten List of top “ten” list memes, which allows for TEN DAYS OF PATMEME. Day one: Top One Vacation Destination to Visit If Iâ€™m Confined To A Wheelchair I’m going to break Pat’s rules right out of the gate and answer twice: Once for the relative sedentary vacation — [...]
My favorite people at holiday parties are the great big killjoys. Half of the time they don’t want to be there, and the other half they want to leave. They’re wonderful people and they always brighten up the party. These misfits of the holiday party world often go under-appreciated. Learn to appreciate them and your [...]
Holiday cocktail parties are suppose to be fun, low-stress events where you catch up with your friends and enjoy the season over a drink or four. Sometimes, however, there’s angst added in by drinking misfits. How can you properly enjoy your Peppermint Patty if you’ve got some booze snob reciting the history of schnapps to [...]
If there’s one constant at holiday cocktail parties, it’s booze. I’ve heard rumor that some people throw dry holiday parties, but I’m pretty sure that Emily Post herself said that you’re not obligated to go to them. For the most part, people have one or two cocktails, converse pleasantly and have a fine time. Sometimes [...]
Love or hate them, this time of year you’re likely slated to go to a few holiday cocktail parties. Be they for work or social, this annual ritual of booze and seasonal joy can be an unmitigated disaster, a wonderful joy or anywhere in between. I’m personally fond of the corporate holiday events: walking the [...]